Unicorn Farts

unicorn farts lip balm Ever wondered what a unicorn fart smelled like? I know I never did, but thanks to the Internet I now know. Not only can you too now know what they smell like – you also get to know what they taste like.

Tastes just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which taste like spearmint and pink cotton candy, everybody knows that.

It makes sense that a unicorn would fart, since they poop.

In all seriousness though, this is real Unicorn Farts Lip Balm from Long Winter Farm.

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