Slap happy
A 2008 holiday movie release called Bitch Slap (”eye candy with a message”) - what more could you possibly want out of life? This movie has it all: girl fights, desert dust, cleavage, and big, sexy hair. If that is not enough for you, then make sure you check out some of the character names: Kinki, Horndog, and Hot Pockets. Even though all those things make for a very tempting movie, it may not be enough to tempt everyone to go and see it. Some people will claim to not be the shallow type - they need a plot or a story or something all nice and cultured. Too all of those people - I say phooey! Who needs a story - its over-rated anyway. If anyone asks, you can blame me - tell them I told you that you had to see it. Besides you can’t miss a movie that has Lucy Lawless, Renee O’Connor and Kevin Sorbo in it - you would be the laughing stock at your next local SciFi Con.
