belhoste

Every once in a very great while you run into something that rings so incredibly true that you must pass it along to others. Today I stumbled on this little bit of truth - just sitting around waiting for someone to tell others about it:

“This may be the first time you’ve ever heard this, and I want you to listen to me because I don’t think you’re going to find literature on this anywhere, but all dogs come with a personality defect that I like to call BEING A TOTAL SHIT, and it compels them to do something at least once a day that pushes you until you have mumbled an obscenity under your breath. And not just any obscenity. Dammit or hell will not do, no. You will not get away with a GRRRR! You have to utter something so nasty that the syllables of the word scar your gums as they leave your mouth. Only then will your dog commence being cute.”

I have two dogs and overall they aren’t too much of a bother, but they each have their own personality that does become apparent at inappropriate times.