Has gummy gone too far?
If the eating of a replica of an almost two foot long digestive system parasite that just happens to be green apple flavored sounds good to you, then I have found just what you need.
“Gummy Tapeworm. Treat your tummy to a tapeworm! Each 19″ (48.3 cm) long, 65 gram gummy parasite has a crisp green apple flavor. Great gift for your favorite gastroenterologist!”
Available from Archie McPhee.

Still a tad short of appetizing
The beverage formerly known as Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda at one point had a memorable slogan: YOU LIKE IT … IT LIKES YOU. [Linked item is a tad risqué.] I mention this because, well, it was either that or Yakov…