Helpless Wanted
If you are so inclined, you can “work” for Linky & Dinky. This quote is from their help wanted ad:
“COMPLETE TRAINING GUIDE PROVIDED. FLEXIBLE HOURS, NO HAIRNET REQUIRED. NO CUBICLE TO SIT IN, NO REPORTS TO WRITE, NO MEETINGS TO SIT THROUGH, NO RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC, NO BLOCKED WEB SITES, NO CAMERAS WATCHING YOU, NO BOSS, NO BACKSTABBERS, NO HAVING TO USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS, NO PARKING IN THE BACK, NO DRESS CODE, NO JERKS TO DEAL WITH, NO TELEPHONE CALLS TO TAKE, NO HOURS TO KEEP, NO TIME CARDS TO PUNCH.”
I might just have to buy the training guide to find out if it is just as funny as the advertisement for it.
