What does your coffee say about you?

I found out today from the Oracle that I am clueless. I believe whole heartedly that it is true because it came from an Oracle. You must always take anything to heart that comes from something of a higher power.

Here is the quote from the Oracle of Starbucks

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:Personality type: Clueless

You don’t go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don’t know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Iced Caramel Macchiato are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

Found on Neatorama

Tongue firmly in cheek (where else would it be?!?)

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